A useful English lesson

[SyberBitch]

Hey, since we're now living in the time of e-mail (and blogs and texts and Tweets) and the more common use of the written language, it is time for an English lesson.

So, with tongue firmly in cheek, here are some rules to keep in mind when using the Queen's English:

And I can just picture far too many people 'taking notes' and not understanding what's funny about that post.