Mock news at 5 , Sunday Aug 3rd

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Hello , and welcome to yourweekly edition of,
the Sunday 5 pm CST Mock news .
Where its the news that matters , Notthe grammar.

At our NEW location , in the
Discussions , Opinions & Debate section of our forum .

This is your News anchor Mr Pumpkin Ass reporting the Mock news , sports and weather .
Reporting on the stories that I want . The way I want .




Here are your stories that made the headlines this week .

Please hold your comments until the end of our programing .


Our first story... I could be wrong , is the thread title you will find in the Discussions , Opinions & Debate section of our forum .
This thread started by the man without a shred of Give a Dam . Toooommmmyyy Toourrret .
This thread began with a fine display of insults . With cuts like this from TT ...
No no no. I didn't mean a passaround cunt. I said "women."
And responses like those from the woman who considers herself not just a Bitch . But rather THE Bitch and it's Miss Bitch to You ... SINASTER ...
Sinaster writes, And I quote .... me guess....you had a Club pull a train on you ... and ... Lord knows you can't do anything about it in the real world, you pusillanimous little bridge-dwelling troll.

Way to go Mockers !!! If those are insults that put a grin on your face , as they have mine . Then you to may want to take a look at the entire thread .
However ............... I could be wrong .



Our next story comes to us from the Discussions , Opinions & Debate section of our forum .

Forum Etiquette is the title that Duchess has chosen for this thread .
It sounds as though our beloved Mock forum has changedDuchessopinion of a " normal " forum .I don't know how to act in a "normal" forum anymore... said Duchess Mon Jul 28^th, 2008 .
In an attempt to explain the consequences that our freedom at Mock forum has upon us M.F. responded with ... On the downside, it can make other forums seem a little fake or too polite perhaps .
But it seams as though Duchess is not the only member that is experiencing these effects . From The Wonder Bitch Zenith ,comes ... This is my only entertainment site now. AND ... Now, I only come here....YIKES! What does it all mean?
So if you to are having these feelings have a look at this thread , and add your own comments on this topic .



Next I would like to point out a 6 page thread started by our resident biker/Mod Sinister .
The utterly fucking pointless thread has ben up and running since Fri Jul 11^th, 2008 03:20 pm . And contains almost 80 posts with over 500 views .
I would go into detail but this thread is all over the map .

So you could say ...Its utterly fucking pointless .


And now from our Newbie Imitation & Torture section of our forum we seethat we had a few potential members show up and give it a try this week . Cheesegrater , brotherZ and Rel Feuk, who is quite possibly the dumbest newbie we have yet to see .
Mr Feuk ,is achainsaw carving artist . As well as a webmaster / student .This rocket scientist managed to start 5 threads in a matter of minutes and succeeded in having 4 of those 5 threads moved by Admin . Then after an initial 8 page intro and lock out we see little Richard the chainsaw artist try again . He now sitswith 5 pages in that new thread . With a combined total of 13 pages and over 180 reply's this just may hold the record for newbies for posts , pages and time spent in newbie hell . Way to go Feuk'er . And good luck from all of us here at M O C K News . You're gunna need it !!!!!!!!!!

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I have just ben given some breaking news . It appears as thou there has ben a last minute entry this week . Just minutes ago a member registered under the user name of Farah . As this is a late entry we will keep you informed as this story develops . Preliminary reports however look bleak .


And from the category that sees little activity , Headquarters . You will find a thread titled ... Should we calm the fuck down with the spelling/grammar bs ?
In this thread you will find a handy survey to add your vote on this topic . As well as a healthy discussion on the concept of using spelling/grammar mistakes as an effective way to Mock . So check it out and vote / voice your opinion on this topic .



Posted in theSome Honest Therapy section of our forum . LMPP asks the question ,
What's your schtick?
What started out as a cat fight ended up as a schlong duel .
In the first 3 pages you will find quality insults between the women like this from our resident witch .... Jack-ASS,
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