Two Lumps & Other Twice Divorced Losers

[Middle Finger]

criteria for being marriage and vow-worthy, something. Good luck.

Yes, lets try that last bit again in English that actually makes sense, not like the nonsensical ramblings of a raving down and out.

Her standards and criteria for what/who is marriage worthy, or vow-worthy, are in question.

These are matters a bit beyond your full understanding since it wasn't until recently that you manned up and married the mother of your child, you fucking man-baby.