Woe Is Me! Oh the Pain!

[Middle Finger]

Does every woman give good blowjobs? I don't think so.

Here's the thing, D. And I hope people vote for this post in the spirit of intellectual honesty, appreciating the validity of my point. I could have received zero and/or terrible blow jobs since the beginning and I would STILL not say I dislike blowjobs because I fucking know I am or I'd be a liker of them if/and when done reasonably well. It's like saying you don't like food because all you've had served to you was dog turds. Or like saying you don't like TV because your fucking TV is broke and shows everything upside down and you know this.

No normal man would say he doesn't like blowjobs - even if he received terrible ones. He just KNOWS he'd like them if he got a good one, you dope! Just like you know you are a liker of sex even if you've had bad sex since the start.

So I conclude that you are a semi-fagged out computer geek bastard that needs to be slapped.