Old Jokes

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One more.


Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed.
His friend calls 911 and says "I think my friend is dead. What should I do?"
The operator says, "Calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's a silence, then a shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "Okay, now what?"

That one's so old... but it reminded me of this. More of a story than a joke...

Thanksgiving day and the men come in from hunting around 5pm to eat Thanksgiving dinner.
After awhile, the smell of shit starts to permeate the room.
After some good natured ribbing about passing gas, they realize the smell isn't going away.
They start sniffing around trying to determine the source of the smell.
One young man, all of a sudden stands up and apologizes.
He then proceeds to take off his coveralls, and there, low and behold, in his hood, a pile of shit.
With an embarrassed look he explains he took a shit in the woods earlier. Apparently he "missed" the ground. Whups!