get ready for big bad bitch

[Jamminitin]

If we had enough regular snow here to warrant folks owning snowmobiles, I doubt folks would be nearly as worried about snow.

Folks? I lived in Virginia for awhile with my folks. We drank pop and dated our cousins too.

Most people here say "pop" and it drives me up the fricken wall. Only a few date their cousins. We all ride snowmobiles and there are more mullets than I care to count. Rednecks, we got a whole lotta them. yee-haw