07-27-2014, 03:48 PM
. . . . One day, while passing a retirement village it was observed:
On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.
On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the better of me and I went inside to talk to the retirement village Administrator.
And asked her, "Do you know there are six old ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," she said, "aren't they darlings?
They're retired prostitutes - they're having a yard sale.."
On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.
On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the better of me and I went inside to talk to the retirement village Administrator.
And asked her, "Do you know there are six old ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," she said, "aren't they darlings?
They're retired prostitutes - they're having a yard sale.."
Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!