911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!

[HairOfTheDog]

To be fair, Doyle was relying on LE's motto of to protect and serve.

Yeah, that motto is pretty vague and can lead to false expectations -- it's almost like entrapment.

Just ask Jarvis Sutton.



Mr. Sutton, 34, was arrested for misusing the 911 system in St. Petersberg, Florida last year.

He'd called 911 80 times trying to get police to deliver and serve him Kool-aid, burgers and weed.

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