08-29-2014, 12:33 AM
(08-28-2014, 04:43 PM)Duchess Wrote: Sally -She is a dear friend, a shoulder to cry on, an encourager, trustworthy and respectable.
Bullshit.
I 'effin love sally for all of the good things listed in the first part of the definition, but she'd kick my ass and rip out a kidney (w/o anesthetic) first chance she got.
Plus, she tells politically incorrect Jew jokes.
Sally's a menace to society. Sure she's hot, but would ya die for her? Well, would ya punks?
(08-28-2014, 04:43 PM)Duchess Wrote: HotD - A general dispensor of marshmallows, grinnies, Shyguys, and other things that cause widespread happiness across VGF.
I have no idea what the hell that even means, but acknowledge that it might be corrrect. Pushers ain't all bad -- no demand, no need for a supplier.
(08-28-2014, 04:43 PM)Duchess Wrote: Aussie -A cobber from the awsome race we call Australians. He or she is likely to excell in all kinds of sports, drinking beer, talking the ear of a grasshopper or just being a plain old funny prick.
Yep, this one's accurate -- explains the alarming increase in gay, depressed, drunken Australian grasshoppers migrating to New Zealand and Syria.
(08-28-2014, 04:43 PM)Duchess Wrote: Ramsey -To have sex with, Pleasure companion.
I can see it.
Rams, work your magic. Buy your gun, move to Kansas, and join F.U.'s harem already. He needs a kitten who will focus on him as much as his other pussies focus on each other. Bonus: free Uzi-weilding lesson for the Things. Win/win.
Tip: clip-on earrings -- pretty, adjustable clamps -- when desired -- a pleasurable alternative to full-time piercings.
It's gettin' way too sweet up in here -- somebody bust some chops. Sal? FAHQTOO? Tiki? Kid?