I guess today is called "panic" Saturday.

[Duchess]

We don't have that problem, do we Duchess. See I learn things from you!

No, we don't, doll. I shop all year long for Christmas gifts. If I see something on the hottest day in July that I think someone would like for Christmas, I buy it. I haven't been out in a department store or mall at Christmastime in years and I don't intend to ever do it again. Let the gift giving begin.

Wanna smoke a little weed, Maggottyboo? I would LOVE for Aussie to join us. I might die laughing but it will have been worth it.