Most useless gift

[Duchess]

Anyone else get something totally useless to them?  What is it?

I have a stocking that says, "no candy, just cash".  

Everything I got, I like very much, another year without a goat though  :(

I once got a pitcher from a girlfriend, she said it wasn't necessarily for filling, that it was art. It's true what they say about art being in the eye of the beholder. This thing is my most hideous possession. I think it's on a shelf in one of the guest rooms, if it is I will post a picture and you can see for yourself.