I'm not as young as I think I am

[Maggot]

Here's a funny. So I dropped the wood at the end of her porch, it wraps around the camp. She has a 36" soffet that sticks out quite a bit, so I said "stack it on the porch and it will be good". She sends me a picture of all this wood in the house near the fireplace, She did a good job and it looked kinda cool but...................I say's "what about the bugs?" she says what bugs? I then told her that centipedes and spiders and all kinds of bugs live in that wood and once it warms up they scamper all around. 


All I heard was "Oh.....SHIT!!!" I gotta go..................  hey, I told her to stack it on the porch. I thought she knew that.