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I planted red white and lblue flowers this week and put a couple of flags in them.

Err…why?

I honestly can’t think of a more useless way to waste time.

Wasting time gardening? Staaaahp, you boob. Don't you have any landscaping? Curb appeal? C'mon! 

I have 1 1/3^rd acres now. And a big ass pool. And a big ass electronic gate across my driveway. And a big ASS 6 burner, double oven Wolf range.

If I could remember how to post a picture I might show you. 

I also have a gardening crew that visits weekly. I’d rather spend time measuring the wrinkles in my bellybutton then plant worthless flowers.