Halloween body count

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Yeah you can’t see our house from the street but I had a friendly skeleton hanging from the gate! Still…we got zero visitors. My parents didn’t drive us places to trick or treat…they wouldn’t have cared about unseen houses and would have enjoyed their cocktails while me and my siblings went to possible death at unseen houses. Hell, I would have enjoyed watching my kids run long driveways.
Just another factor contributing to childhood obesity.