England v United States.

[Carsman]

The only thing I know about soccer is that Brits like to call it football.

Actually, when you think about it Soccer really is football, because hands never touch the ball during game. 
Only Feet move the ball, sometimes bouncing off heads and or body. 
Here football is only touched by foot during kickoff, punts, and field goals. All the other time hands 
move and hold the ball.   So.  .  .  .