England v United States.

[Clang McFly]

I was going to say that Carsman.  Why is it stupid chang?   And there was me warming to you.  You try and be funny no matter what.  I regard football, or soccer as you call it, an art form.

I regard them both as a sport that a bunch of moron faggots sit around watching and getting all worked up over. They even wear jerseys with their favorite players name on them like they personally know them or something. Really, get a goddamn life already, you stupid waste of polluted air.

Watching football is a good male bonding experience. It beats sitting home alone, thinking about killing yourself.