11-22-2022, 07:52 AM
You havent answered my question, so im going to continue with therapy. Keeping in mind the penchant for the Welsh to engage in unnatural practices with sheep, i would like to suggest to you that this is the way to go for you.
Any normal exchange of pleasentaries with the opposite sex can only end in the female walking away, quickly, or calling the police. A good outcome would be that the female would invite you back to her flat or whatever, to play with bricks or her star wars toys.
The possibility of hot pumping sex would soon be lost amongst the bricks, and the two of you flying your spaceships by hand, and making the correct noises.
As a child i used to buy plastic models of world war two aircraft, paint them, and then hang them from my bedroom ceiling by thread. If you havent done this you should, i used to have several dogfights of spitfires shooting down Heinkels and Dorniers.
You could have madam Laia and luke flying there buggys or whatever. Have you a Star Wars jigsaw.
I digress. If you still have a sex drive, how to you feel about the hind quarters of a sheep, or even a cow? It would register as rape, even an animal wont want you. To make yourself more presentable to an animal wont be hard, just dont wash for a while, a lot longer than your current week. Talking will be irrelevant, as the obvious problems there wont matter.
Best Regards The Pig.
Dont get any ideas about my pork.
Any normal exchange of pleasentaries with the opposite sex can only end in the female walking away, quickly, or calling the police. A good outcome would be that the female would invite you back to her flat or whatever, to play with bricks or her star wars toys.
The possibility of hot pumping sex would soon be lost amongst the bricks, and the two of you flying your spaceships by hand, and making the correct noises.
As a child i used to buy plastic models of world war two aircraft, paint them, and then hang them from my bedroom ceiling by thread. If you havent done this you should, i used to have several dogfights of spitfires shooting down Heinkels and Dorniers.
You could have madam Laia and luke flying there buggys or whatever. Have you a Star Wars jigsaw.
I digress. If you still have a sex drive, how to you feel about the hind quarters of a sheep, or even a cow? It would register as rape, even an animal wont want you. To make yourself more presentable to an animal wont be hard, just dont wash for a while, a lot longer than your current week. Talking will be irrelevant, as the obvious problems there wont matter.
Best Regards The Pig.
Dont get any ideas about my pork.