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Tales from the Frontline: Online Dating
Of course not tiki, what i meannt is the quality of the repartee. Falstaff in one of Shakespeares plays was a genius in getting people to like him, his trick was simple. All he would do is listen, pick up on what was said to him and feed it back in a postive way.

He knew no one is interested in listening, and to do that is trick no1, then massage egos. The only topic of conversation was what the person he was talking too was saying.

And i would do that with you, not for any selfish reason, like wanting hot, panting, frantic bonking, or for a casual knocking a round off ten minutes.

Sloths are interesting creatures they hang from trees, and if i am to believe what ive read, i do remember things unlike dopee users, dopes indeed, they can relax so much, their toes relax and they can fall into the underbrush making a crashing sound.

And so it will be in the restaurant, as the minutes and hours fly by, my head will crash into the plates and cutlery, then a loud nasal snore will boom like the concord across the tables.

There might be a little blood, maybe even a broken nose, but that wont be sufficient to rouse me from my slumber. Like the Duchess, my punctuation was more entertaining than any amount of words from you.

It brings me to Barack Obama and his three hour speeches to the nation on coronation day or whatever. What a bag of wind, for fuck sake. Barack loves Barack
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RE: Tales from the Frontline: Online Dating - by Piglet - 04-09-2023, 07:21 AM