Why only "In the news?

[Clang McFly]

Why are family such assholes?

Because they know I'm a bit of a pushover and take advantage of my kindness. 

Ed can be good when he wants to be. If not for him inviting me to hang out with him and his friends from college years ago, I might still be a loner, several hundred pounds heavier, shitty job and addicted to the Internet.