Brushes with Morons
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QueenBee Wrote:OK, I am not talking about the [color="lime"]morons[/color] we meet here, but those that surround us in real life.

So listen, my husband & I are trying to do our thing to be more environmentally consious. We recycle, watch that we do not buy over packaged stuff..[color="lime"]and we bring canvas bags to the store [/color]so we do not take the plastic bags. So one day, I am in the grocery store just to get a couple things. Brought in my trusty little bag..which I had bought there for a big 99 cents. Got a couple of boxed food items, and a bottle of dish soap. Gave the brain dead twit..oops I mean the cashier.. my bag to put the stuff in. She starts to load the stuff in a plastic bag. I stopped her and said..no, just put it in the canvas bag. OK, fine. She puts the boxes in the bag, and then grabs a plastic bag for the dish soap.."So it won't leak on the other stuff". So I had to calmly ask her again to keep the fucking bag and put it all in the canvas bag..that was the whole point of my using it you idiot. Took her a second to get the idea of what, exactly the canvas bags were intended for.

::doh:: ::bang::

The irony of someone bringing a bag to the store to save the environment, just to let you know today I will throw away a glass bottle in the trash and toss an extra plastic bag on my purchase at the liquor store. ...."pissing in the wind"

She will take revenge upon your spiteful cruelty by ... I don't know ... telling you about her leaky faucet or some other unbelievably boring story. Oh sure, she'll spice it up by throwing a few curses in it, but make no mistake about it. It's a QueenBee patented Boredom Attack.
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[No subject] - by QueenBee - 12-01-2008, 07:55 PM
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