06-26-2012, 02:18 PM
(06-26-2012, 02:11 PM)Maggot Wrote:(06-26-2012, 01:58 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(06-26-2012, 01:54 PM)IMaDick Wrote: and only true retards will be on the bus when it leaves, even if they are on top of the bus like an Ethiopian refugee when it leaves.
Jesus, Dick. Stop stressing. You definitely made the cut.
I've reserved you a seat near me. I'll need a human shield in case anything goes awry.
Just hold his hand, tell him to close his eyes and everything will be alright. Maybe sing a lullaby or something.
I already agreed months ago that I'd do the Baby "Chinese, Japanese" song and sway for two scoops of Tutti fucking Frutti. He's a welcher...
I'll try "Hush Little Baby" if his crying gets distracting.