09-12-2013, 01:28 PM
Maybe the dog was suicidal. Maybe he had 99 problems and a bitch was one. Maybe a paparazzi stole his cellphone full of pictures of him licking himself and put them on the internet. How do we know River WANTED to be saved?
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.