Finding an adopted (older) sibling...

[Cynical Ninja]

The internet access was one of the conditions mom set when I moved back home. Sure it was supposed to be mostly for job search...

I didn't ask for the cable/DVR access either. My mom did that all on her own.

This is increasingly sounding like a wind up merchant just posting what he knows will push peoples buttons.

“My mom gave me internet access to look for work but I don't bother” - button number one pushed.

“My mom buys me cable as well” - button number two pushed.

Your game may be up sonny jim you've been rumbled.