CORN ON THE COB

[Clang McFly]

Or maybe I need to move out so my self-control/willpower won't be under attack from a mom who one day will tell me to watch my portion sizes and what/how much I eat and then the next day will tell me stuff like its ok for her to cut a store bought cake that says it serves 8 into 4 pieces.

That's not the answer. Just eat all the food pantry items before she cuts the cake. You won't feel like eating cake and by the time you digest the beans and are hungry again there wont be any cake left.

Fart my excess weight away, worries for another day....down in Fatties Rock...

(Long day today, doing yardwork....I may be a bit overtired.)