08-04-2014, 07:33 AM
Meanwhile .....
.... on the other side of the big concrete wall and barbed wire fence.
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Oh my, if I would become the President of the US. The sheer possibilities!
I would relocate Israel into the Grand Canyon. They obviously like that sort of landscape, love the idea of binoculars, and everybody would love the postal code of Tel Aviv in the fucking GRAND Canyon! Fuck yeah!!
I would immediately legalize every drug known to mankind, especially Blow and E, thereby immediately bringing peace to Mexico, as well as most of the rest of Latin America, and just because they would love me for that so much, they wouldn't come jumping across the border to produce all those vegetables, but could do it right at home. They wouldn't call the White House White for nothing!
Of course a crazy dance trend would sweep across the States due to all the E being served at Mc Donalds, KFC and Pizza Hut for dessert, leaving large parts of Red Neck county in total confusion as they never felt so manly yet girly the same time.
I would turn Ohio into a huge prison, all the bad people seem to be living there anyway, and surely would love some new company from all across the globe.
I would tell Robert Mugabe that I'll be invading him just to fuck with him, and which would hopefully result in a fucking heart attack for the old boy.
I would open an international restaurant chain called "Bob's Barbie", and everybody eating there can deduct the double amount of the bill from their taxes.
I would send the whole lot of the Bush clan into exile to Venezuela.
I would declare Rio the 52 state of America, and anybody who wants to become a Rio American can do so by applying thru my personal website with pictures in G-strings.
Since I'm at it, Tahiti will be State 53, fuck the French, and so will certain parts of Indonesia, Thailand, and a dancing club in Kiev. Let's see if I can change the mind of my buddy Putin that way.
I would immediately get rid of those silly heads carved into a wonderful mountain, and exchange them with carvings of Harleys and Playmates of the month. Most preferably together in suggestive poses.
Each car wash in wherever I'm President in, will have to follow the stringent rules of Hollywood. Hot babes wearing nothing, cold water and bubbles is a dead certain formula that will bring up the economy for sure.
I would restart the cold war, but this time with Alaska, the North Pole, Antarctica and a small village of Inuits in the north of Canada, so the name makes sense to people.
I will also relocate all the Saudis, most probably to Miami, and build the biggest fucking casino and strip joint from Jeddah up to Riad and AlKhobar. Who likes it can stay, who doesn't, welcome to Miami. What they gonna do about it? All their army is me anyway.
Who wanna be my Vice?!
.... on the other side of the big concrete wall and barbed wire fence.
Oh my, if I would become the President of the US. The sheer possibilities!
I would relocate Israel into the Grand Canyon. They obviously like that sort of landscape, love the idea of binoculars, and everybody would love the postal code of Tel Aviv in the fucking GRAND Canyon! Fuck yeah!!
I would immediately legalize every drug known to mankind, especially Blow and E, thereby immediately bringing peace to Mexico, as well as most of the rest of Latin America, and just because they would love me for that so much, they wouldn't come jumping across the border to produce all those vegetables, but could do it right at home. They wouldn't call the White House White for nothing!
Of course a crazy dance trend would sweep across the States due to all the E being served at Mc Donalds, KFC and Pizza Hut for dessert, leaving large parts of Red Neck county in total confusion as they never felt so manly yet girly the same time.
I would turn Ohio into a huge prison, all the bad people seem to be living there anyway, and surely would love some new company from all across the globe.
I would tell Robert Mugabe that I'll be invading him just to fuck with him, and which would hopefully result in a fucking heart attack for the old boy.
I would open an international restaurant chain called "Bob's Barbie", and everybody eating there can deduct the double amount of the bill from their taxes.
I would send the whole lot of the Bush clan into exile to Venezuela.
I would declare Rio the 52 state of America, and anybody who wants to become a Rio American can do so by applying thru my personal website with pictures in G-strings.
Since I'm at it, Tahiti will be State 53, fuck the French, and so will certain parts of Indonesia, Thailand, and a dancing club in Kiev. Let's see if I can change the mind of my buddy Putin that way.
I would immediately get rid of those silly heads carved into a wonderful mountain, and exchange them with carvings of Harleys and Playmates of the month. Most preferably together in suggestive poses.
Each car wash in wherever I'm President in, will have to follow the stringent rules of Hollywood. Hot babes wearing nothing, cold water and bubbles is a dead certain formula that will bring up the economy for sure.
I would restart the cold war, but this time with Alaska, the North Pole, Antarctica and a small village of Inuits in the north of Canada, so the name makes sense to people.
I will also relocate all the Saudis, most probably to Miami, and build the biggest fucking casino and strip joint from Jeddah up to Riad and AlKhobar. Who likes it can stay, who doesn't, welcome to Miami. What they gonna do about it? All their army is me anyway.
Who wanna be my Vice?!