If Mock were a country...

[HairOfTheDog]

Hmm....
The HoTD/Dono ticket or Maggot/clang... Tough choice for sure.

I'd need to hear where you stand on the issues-

1. Should Clang wear white after Labor Day?

2. What is the emergency plan if Love Child falls off the mountain?

3. Will there be educational opportunities available, such as a cooking class for Duchess?

I think of Mock like a democratic little community with Duchess and Maggot as the chief administrators. Luckily, they're not big on regulation or rules and make it look easy to keep it running smoothly. I'd elect to keep them both in charge if Mock expanded into country size.

So, as a community voter only...

1. Clang should never wear white, in my opinion. He's too colorful a character.

2. I'd propose that a very cool, attractive and sensual man be on Mock call in her area and ready for immediate action if Love Child needs or wants to be picked up in the wild. We could pay him in homemade pickles from Maggot's stock or moonshine from F.U.'s supply of strange brew. But, there would probably be no shortage of volunteers.

3. Duchess is good about informing/educating herself and asking questions, in regards to cooking and all else, just as a matter of course. I really like that about her and most of the other regulars. I learn from everybody here almost daily and think the educational opportunities should remain free and at will.

However, if education was to become more formal in Mockxico, Sally and Mo would make great and entertaining culinary instructors (if they could stay sober long enough). Six could offer up outdoor survival lessons. Donovan could be the literary guru. You could be a fun teacher of arts and crafts. Rams has managed to get through so much in the last few years, she'd probably make a good family counselor. Gunnar and Aussie could head the music appreciation courses. Biggie could be the air sports instructor and Kid could be the golf coach. Cars could be the professor of snake-charming, MS could head up Sex Ed, and Crash would be great teaching international relations.