George Floyd

[Carsman]

According to my son I'm attractive compared to most 46 year old women , but I'm still not all that great looking. If you want to know how you really look just ask your kids.

My daughter told me recently she’s glad I’m not one of those weird ass mothers who compete with their female offspring. As if I could! 

But I got a lift yesterday. Saw a bunch of people I hadn’t seen for a year and pretty much every one of them had packed on at least 8-10lbs. Some a shit ton more than that. It was weird…same group of people, nothing else had changed but they’d all had a visit by the pandemic fat fairy. I put on maybe 3-4 lbs that I don’t care about. What I do care about is the distribution but I’ve been going to my gym every damn day so it’s getting better. I might start developing spots like old cheese but I’m pretty sure I’m never going to be a fatty.

The pandemic "shelter in place" direction, caused many people to become

A Hunk,

A Drunk,

Or A Chunk