Covid vaccine

[sally]

 I like getting sick. Not deathly sick, just regular sick with chills, fever and body aches.

  WTF

Yeah, it's kind of fun. The doctor gives you Ibuprofen 800 and that red cough syrup that gets you high and you don't feel guilty about not going to work. Then you get to lay on the couch and relax while your family leaves you the fuck alone for once unless it's to actually do something nice for you. It's not so bad.