CAN I CONVERT YOU?

[Carsman]

Pigs are very intelligent, they are smarter than toddlers, smarter than dogs, more intelligent than any other domestic animal. I think if they were in a prettier package that more people would consider their intellect and choose not to eat them. Please don't eat pigs.  

I have something to say about all barnyard animals, but this is the one that bothers me the most.

Having said all that, I actually make an effort not to hassle meat eaters and I think I've been pretty good about not doing so in Mock aside from the occasion shout of CARNIVORE!

So what about "chickens", many of them are intelligent too? I've seen chickens "dancing" to music in their booth, other chickens pecking out a tune on a toy piano, chickens trained to "fall down" on command, should we not eat chickens as well?