The happiest time of your life

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Both my girls just kind of had a blank stare when they were born. My son looked directly at me like "what's up!"and proceeded to look around  the room like where the hell am I. It reminded me of the Kurt Vonnegut book immediately. "To the as-yet unborn, to all Innocent wisps of undifferentiated nothingness: watch out for life. I have come down with life. I was a wisp of undifferentiated nothingness and then a little peephole opened quite suddenly." It was a bit surreal and probably best day of my life, at least top five.

That is lovely. I think both my kids looked at me like “what’s up” and I looked at them like a giant, shocked moron. I had a hard time wrapping my brain around ejecting two little people into the world.

Still….best day ever.