TODAY IS NATIONAL DIVE BAR DAY

[MirahM]

Like-thats the thing-don't people fucking know? Why don't people adjust thier clothing before sitting down or bending down or whatever.

The only adjusting guys need to do before they sit down is their cock and balls. Accidentally sitting on your cock and balls, not a pleasant sensation. Almost as painful as getting hit in the cock and balls.

One of the guys at my work adjust himself frequently, while standing. Or he is itching. I cant tell. It is really frequent tho.

So are you saying you dont care if you show crack?