04-03-2023, 02:15 PM
A man walks into the local Cathedral and says to the Priest, “I would like to join this fucking church.”
The Priest is a bit stunned. “I beg your pardon, sir . . . I . . . I must have misunderstood you. What did you just say?”
“Are you deaf or just a stupid bastard? I said, I want to join this fucking church!”
“I’m sorry, sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this building.”
“Okay, dick-face, I want to speak to someone else.”
The Priest goes into the Bishop’s study to inform him of the situation. The Bishop listens and both return, to confront the man.
“Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”, says the Bishop.
“There is no problem,” the man says. “I just won five million fucking bucks on the fucking lottery and I want to join this fucking church to get rid of some of this fucking money.”
“I see,” says the Bishop, “and this selfish cunt is giving you a hard time, is he?”
The Priest is a bit stunned. “I beg your pardon, sir . . . I . . . I must have misunderstood you. What did you just say?”
“Are you deaf or just a stupid bastard? I said, I want to join this fucking church!”
“I’m sorry, sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this building.”
“Okay, dick-face, I want to speak to someone else.”
The Priest goes into the Bishop’s study to inform him of the situation. The Bishop listens and both return, to confront the man.
“Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”, says the Bishop.
“There is no problem,” the man says. “I just won five million fucking bucks on the fucking lottery and I want to join this fucking church to get rid of some of this fucking money.”
“I see,” says the Bishop, “and this selfish cunt is giving you a hard time, is he?”