Why only "In the news?

[Clang McFly]

I was thinking of something masculine, and to be honest, i admit defeat.  Appearing as a ballerina would be good, you havent the legs for it, though.  Or a nun?  How about a Los Angeles hooker, platinum long blonde hair, deep red rouged lips, mini skirt, black tights with a tear in, plunging blouse exposing cleavage, and an accent to strip paint.

Playing games again Duchess, you can call me dad from now on.

I'm almost 50. Too old to dress as a hooker. Almost too old to dress as a woman.