More sick jokes

[Maggot]

Did you hear about the chinese couple who were the first of their kind to have an albino child?


Turns out two wongs can make a white.



why do black fellas wear baggy trousers?

because their knee-grows



Why are pirates called pirates??


I dunno, they just aaaaaarrrrgh!



Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Alzheimers
This little piggy went to market



what's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

one's weasily identified and the other's stoatily different.



How do you know if your best mate is gay?


He gets a hard on when you fuck him up the arse.

I am suddenly thrown back a few years and realizing why I called CN a pink limey.