06-18-2008, 12:58 PM
For the really bad multiple offenders I have come upwith the "cheeseburger" solution.
Basically force feed them low quality high fat foods until they reachat least 30 stones in weight, then release their fat asses.
Good luck finding a getaway car you can fit into, could luck "making off from the scene on foot", in fact good luck doing anything accept sleeping and sitting in front of the TV eating cheesy poofs.
"The suspect is thought to be 36 stones in weight, he was caught on CCTV waddling away from the scene and was apprehended 30 seconds later".
Basically force feed them low quality high fat foods until they reachat least 30 stones in weight, then release their fat asses.
Good luck finding a getaway car you can fit into, could luck "making off from the scene on foot", in fact good luck doing anything accept sleeping and sitting in front of the TV eating cheesy poofs.
"The suspect is thought to be 36 stones in weight, he was caught on CCTV waddling away from the scene and was apprehended 30 seconds later".
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.