SARAH PALIN

[Cracker]

I believe the Obamas go to church on Sundays pretend to be Christian by attending an odd AME service every now and then, not Muslims, just money-worshipping liberals pretending they are more black than entitled. You have to be fair if you are going to be biased. Right?



Deadly Sins

1. Owning a gun, knife, fishing pole, horse, land, vehicle, air, nonliberal books, stocks, a business, and a home
2. joining the military
3. having private health insurance and refusing the RFID chip implant
4. attending tea parties, campaign for liberty, resistnet, we are change, protests, anything nonliberal, and showing up at capital buildings to see what congress is doing
5. Listening to talk radio, watching anything besides CNN news, attending educational classes on GVNT and the constitution, mentioning the constitution, showing the constitution, writing about the constitution, thinking about the constitution, saying anything in the constitution, listening about the constitution, (you can eat the constitution), talking about the GVNT, following what the GVNT is doing, and learning about the constitution
6. Marrying a person of the opposite sex
7. Belonging to any religion other than the Church of Obama the Redeemer

Proverbs

He that hath tires, let him inflate them; for such are the heirs of excellent mileage.

And Obama said unto them, Render unto Bush the things that are Bush's, and unto Me the things that are Mine. And the media marvelled greatly at him.

Verily, more shall follow.


Lurve his church's facebook page.