Chili - beans or no beans?

[Cracker]

I just know stuff without everyone else having to know that I know it, except when they pay me to tell people.

Same here...

Uhhh, no. Not the same. I don't make serious offers to educate these GROWN PEOPLE I don't even know. Not Cracker: "I have a serious and relevant background in the sciences. Please feel free to ask if you have any questions about anything because I understand the complexities of the natural world in an historical and technological context."

You are an obnoxious female that quotes lines from emergent reader's texts who assumes we will all take you seriously because you are a pushy lady that takes an overt interest in food. NEWSFLASH: All chubbies do. Except the lazy ones that have an SUV full of empty McDonald's bags.

Who the fuck married you? I only have to deal with you on a limited basis and you get on my fucking Internet nerves. He must also be an expert on something (or everything).

You tried to be uppity about cooking, photography, people going to eat with their kids, and child molesters.

If you are elderly, I apologize. If you aren't, you are insufferable.

Basically, I wouldn't hump you.