the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[LuciferLynn]

I was never spanked as a child but my grandmother (my mothers mother- god bless her) had a zillion kids and ten zillion grandkids and when us grandkids acted like fools, she called us on it, by God. She used to swat us on the back of the legs with a flyswatter and in the dead of summer, when you're all hot and sweaty, that shit HURT. She wouldn't chase us, hell no, but shed get you when you came back. Usually once or twice was all it took and we fell in line pretty quick. We weren't scared of her, she loved us all very much, no matter how much we acted up.