the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[Clang McFly]

I'm sitting on the plane waiting to depart...doped up.

Stranger beside me must weigh 275lbs. No armrest for me.

I believe there should be a law against fatty ass's flying.

Agreed, especially if you can't fit in one seat and half of your body is blocking the aisle. Lucky for me, the one time I flew on a plane I fit comfortably in the one seat and weighed about 270 at the time. The dude in the pic looks twice that weight. Yuck.