The Pope is resigning.

[cladking]

I had thought this site of all places would see right through this story.

Remember I told you the ben ben stone (the philosophers stone) was removed from the primeval mound and placed in a museum in Heliopolus? There is no record of what became of it after that. Obviously it was captured in one of the crusades whose primary purpose was to rewrite history. There was only one church in those days and this would have gone straight into storage at the Vatican. Well, those big catholic computers noted that these and a fig tree were all that was needed to live forever and the pope wants to get in the next version of the Bible in 5000 years as the father of the new world order. Obviously if he's going to grow younger in the next several months until he's only 25 it would attract undue attention so he is forced to work underground for right now.

Jesus warned evweryone countless times about fig trees and The Big Guy told Adam and Even to leave it the hell alone or all his children would die and suffer.

The lightning bolt is just a first warning.