BOOTY CALL

[Cynical Ninja]

Yes in my younger days when I was young, dumb and full of cum!

I always rubbered up though you have to take precautions even when you are fucking a stranger.

[HairOfTheDog]

Yes in my younger days when I was young, dumb and full of cum!

I always rubbered up though you have to take precautions even when you are fucking a stranger.

I hope you meant "especially when you are fucking a stranger".

If strangers are safer than those with whom you're intimately familiar, you're definitely living the wild life.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, since you're safety-minded and all.

[MIKE JONES]

Booty calls are not a bad thing. If you can have a friend with benefits go for it. I have 3. Not bragging just being honest. They are all clean and like different things. Its nice to just get sex when you need it and go about your way.

[MIKE JONES]

WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

[Clang McFly]

WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

[Midwest Spy]

WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

Jamming yourself in the ass with a giant dildo does not fit the definition of booty call, Clang.

You'll have to get with a woman, man or even a farm animal to officially constitute your first booty call.

[Clang McFly]

WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

Jamming yourself in the ass with a giant dildo does not fit the definition of booty call, Clang.

You'll have to get with a woman, man or even a farm animal to officially constitute your first booty call.

I was making a joke. See previous post on this page.

[Midwest Spy]

WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

Jamming yourself in the ass with a giant dildo does not fit the definition of booty call, Clang.

You'll have to get with a woman, man or even a farm animal to officially constitute your first booty call.

I was making a joke. See previous post on this page.

I was just being a smart-ass.

You didn't even find the farm animal comment mildly amusing?

All I could think about was the scene from 'Me, Myself & Irene' when Jim Carrey realizes he's being boinking himself in the ass with the giant rubber dildo.

Made me think of you.

[HairOfTheDog]

WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Great advice, stud.

Who says you're boring and obvious? Pffft.

Your strong voice of reason will undoubtedly help to keep sexually-active Mockers safe and healthy.


Instructor: Mike 'Porsche' Jones

[MIKE JONES]

WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Great advice, stud.

Who says you're boring and obvious? Pffft.

Your strong voice of reason will undoubtedly help to keep sexually-active Mockers safe and healthy.


Instructor: Mike 'Porsche' Jones

LMAO, you make life worth living. Thank you for that job title. I am honored.

[MIKE JONES]

WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

Jamming yourself in the ass with a giant dildo does not fit the definition of booty call, Clang.

You'll have to get with a woman, man or even a farm animal to officially constitute your first booty call.

I am so glad you have made me realize I have been doing something wrong. I knew things were not right.....

[MIKE JONES]

Mmmmm Farm animals......

[Duchess]

WTF

[MIKE JONES]

WTF

JUST JOKING!! You really cant believe I have sex with sexy horses at 3am on saturday nights do you?

[Duchess]

You stay away from sexy horses!

[MIKE JONES]

You stay away from sexy horses!

HA HA, I know you was laughing. I have a trait that makes people laugh or commit suicide (its about even).

[Jimbone]

have a trait that makes people commit suicide.

This I believe with all of my being.

[Clang McFly]

WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

Jamming yourself in the ass with a giant dildo does not fit the definition of booty call, Clang.

You'll have to get with a woman, man or even a farm animal to officially constitute your first booty call.

I was making a joke. See previous post on this page.

I was just being a smart-ass.

You didn't even find the farm animal comment mildly amusing?

All I could think about was the scene from 'Me, Myself & Irene' when Jim Carrey realizes he's being boinking himself in the ass with the giant rubber dildo.

Made me think of you.

Gross. Reminds me of the time I was dancing at a concert and was poked in the ass by something that I hope was an umbrella or broomstick. Don't who or what it was. Just know it freaked me the fuck out the rest of the night.

[Jimbone]

You stay away from sexy horses!

Call me a conspiracy nut, but I find it interesting that Derpenstein here chose 'horses' as his sexy farm animal.

Anyone else find that suspicious?

*raised eyebrow, thumb and forefinger on chin*

[MIKE JONES]

You stay away from sexy horses!

Call me a conspiracy nut, but I find it interesting that Derpenstein here chose 'horses' as his sexy farm animal.

Anyone else find that suspicious?

*raised eyebrow, thumb and forefinger on chin*

You would find that interesting.