05-26-2013, 10:30 AM
Did you look closely and make sure these girls did not have Adams apples? It's hard to see from behind.
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HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX?
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05-26-2013, 10:31 AM
(05-26-2013, 09:50 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: Are you talking about Elton John? There were rumours in the 80s about David Bowie and Mick Jagger as well. They didn't just “duet” on record apparently that was the rumour anyway.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
05-26-2013, 10:33 AM
05-26-2013, 10:34 AM
(05-26-2013, 10:30 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: Did you look closely and make sure these girls did not have Adams apples? It's hard to see from behind. No thankfully neither of them had a “surprise” for me in their knickers. The last thing you want to be faced with when you pull their knickers down is the last chicken in sainsburys.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
05-26-2013, 10:36 AM
05-26-2013, 10:43 AM
(05-26-2013, 10:36 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: As long as it wasn't David Bowie and Bing Crosby. That has to be one of the most bizarre musical collaborations of all time. In the video you can see Bing has a look on his face as if to say “who the hell is this?”
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
05-26-2013, 10:55 AM
Yea. Bowie was so young Crosby didn't know if they should sing together or if Crosby should just punch the shit out him like he did his kids at home.
05-26-2013, 11:26 AM
Yeah my dad once told me Bing was well known for beating the snot out of his kids.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
05-26-2013, 02:21 PM
05-26-2013, 06:20 PM
(05-26-2013, 06:27 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: You should ask clang and jsmom if they 69 each other. The square root of 69 is 8 something.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
05-26-2013, 08:23 PM
All I can say is, "Well, I used to." Did not much like it, but I did it. Refused to swallow though. EWWWW. Any way, too many calories.
05-26-2013, 08:39 PM
(05-26-2013, 08:23 PM)QueenBee Wrote: All I can say is, "Well, I used to." Did not much like it, but I did it. Refused to swallow though. EWWWW. Any way, too many calories. What??? If a guy went down on me and started spitting I'd be damn insulted. Just think of it as cream of chicken soup. Everything tastes like chicken. Shame on me for participating in this vulgar thread. Commando Cunt Queen
05-26-2013, 08:48 PM
(05-26-2013, 08:39 PM)username Wrote: What??? If a guy went down on me and started spitting I'd be damn insulted. Just think of it as cream of chicken soup. Everything tastes like chicken. WTH? Cream of chicken soup? Beige, chunky... Shit, your advice could turn swallowers into spitters. Broth, maybe...
05-26-2013, 08:58 PM
(05-26-2013, 08:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(05-26-2013, 08:39 PM)username Wrote: What??? If a guy went down on me and started spitting I'd be damn insulted. Just think of it as cream of chicken soup. Everything tastes like chicken. Okay, somewhere in between. Not olive oil but...  I'm done.
Commando Cunt Queen
05-26-2013, 09:53 PM
If my gob is going to be full of vaginal juices without any complaint as I'm going down on you and it won't be I will swallow it all down.
The least you can do in return is swallow my junk.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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