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Have you ever stole anything, I know you have.
When I was 13 my fat friend talked me into stealing some chocolate granola bars from the grocery store and I got caught and her fat ass got away. Fucking bullshit.
I also opened up a jar of bay leaves once and just took one for a recipe I was making. That was when I was poor, I'll break down and just pay for the whole jar now.
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I stole a car once to see what it felt like. My heart was racing. That night I parked it at the police station in the spot right where the officers go in and out on patrol. It sat there for 2 weeks and they didn't figure it out.. 
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I used to steal 45's from woolworths...and blank cassette tapes. LOL
You are missed...RIP Lady Cop
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When I was a kid, hell yeah. I've been totally tempted to steal herbs as an adult. FFS, you need a teaspoon fresh but they only sell them by the bunch.
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When I worked for Price Chopper, I knocked over a display of little chocolate Santas and snuck one into my apron as I was picking them back up. And then another time I stole some malted milk balls from a bin in the back area of the store. I also stole a Sports Illustrated magazine from the Price Chopper breakroom and stole my bosses' slightly used pantyhose from her trashcan. Then when I worked at Walmart, I stole a Jon Stewart Green Lantern action figure someone had left on the cash register. One time at Burger King, I stole some zesty sauces from a display on the counter when they weren't looking.
And finally I knowingly bought a bunch of VHS videotapes my brother had stolen from our college videostore.
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No, I am not a thief.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt 
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(05-23-2013, 02:47 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: When I worked for Price Chopper, I knocked over a display of little chocolate Santas and snuck one into my apron as I was picking them back up. And then another time I stole some malted milk balls from a bin in the back area of the store. I also stole a Sports Illustrated magazine from the Price Chopper breakroom and stole my bosses' slightly used pantyhose from her trashcan. Then when I worked at Walmart, I stole a Jon Stewart Green Lantern action figure someone had left on the cash register. One time at Burger King, I stole some zesty sauces from a display on the counter when they weren't looking.
And finally I knowingly bought a bunch of VHS videotapes my brother had stolen from our college videostore.
Stealing food from bins.
I can see you are a real class act.
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A few years ago I was gifted with a sig line & a couple of emoticons, time passed & as I began to use them again they posted as "Duchess, you're a thief" or words to that effect. 
As a little kid I swiped root beer barrels from a little Mom & Pop corner market, my Mom almost immediately discovered what I had done & took me by the hand back to the store and I had to tell the lovely older couple who had always been so generous to me that I had stole from them. Even though it was a lifetime ago I have never forgotten the feeling of humiliation and that's always been enough to insure I never again took something that didn't belong to me.
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That ^^^ was great parenting.
If the whole world acted like that, it'd be a far better place.
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Thing 1 stoke a ring pop from Rite Aid when he was 6. I took him back and made him tell the manager what he did. I then paid for the candy and made him throw it away.
I didn't look for a job last week so I didn't certify for UE benefits. I don't mooch off the state.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
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When I was a kid if it wasn't nailed down I would nick it, not even for profit most of the time just to nick it and be a pain in the arse, I can happily say I have not stolen anything in a very long time.
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(05-23-2013, 01:31 PM)ESAD Wrote: When I was a kid if it wasn't nailed down I would nick it, not even for profit most of the time just to nick it and be a pain in the arse, I can happily say I have not stolen anything in a very long time.
Me too. I was the youngest of 4 and my older brothers used to harass me in to stealing candy for them. I did get caught once by a store employee. They called my mom and I caught holy hell for that. I probably stopped stealing for at least a week after.
But yeah, I stopped that shit in my early teens and now, I'll usually tell a clerk if they give me back too much change or something.
I'm an angel now. 
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(05-23-2013, 01:31 PM)ESAD Wrote: When I was a kid if it wasn't nailed down I would nick it, not even for profit most of the time just to nick it and be a pain in the arse, I can happily say I have not stolen anything in a very long time.
Even more evidence you were a juvenile delinquent, where the fuck were your parents? Probably too stoned to notice.
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(05-23-2013, 01:50 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: (05-23-2013, 01:31 PM)ESAD Wrote: When I was a kid if it wasn't nailed down I would nick it, not even for profit most of the time just to nick it and be a pain in the arse, I can happily say I have not stolen anything in a very long time.
Even more evidence you were a juvenile delinquent, where the fuck were your parents? Probably too stoned to notice.
Do you think you could get your big fat nose out of my asshole for 5 minutes, you are a very tiresome and boring faggot.
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(05-23-2013, 01:55 PM)ESAD Wrote: Do you think you could get your big fat nose out of my asshole for 5 minutes, you are a very tiresome and boring faggot.
Oh dear looks like I've hit a nerve again.
As for calling me a faggot? Try and use some British insults instead of trying to curry favour with the yanks at Mock by using American insults there's a good boy.
As a former juvenile delinquent pothead you are probably quite experienced at selling your scrawny arse on the streets for some weed money you fucking queer.
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I think pouncing on spelling errors is lame and I rarely do it but I have to say that Mock is capitalized.
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(05-23-2013, 02:04 PM)Duchess Wrote: I think pouncing on spelling errors is lame and I rarely do it but I have to say that Mock is capitalized.
Yes mistress.
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If you want to spank me go right ahead. My ass is nice and firm unlike esads, his anus is probably like a clowns sleeve by now.
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stop focussing on my asshole ya damned faggot.
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