HOLIDAY WEEKEND

[ramseycat]

I cannot stand curry.

[crash]

Burn...

Oh please, he had the nerve to try and attack one of the sporting institutions of both of our nations, cricket.

Instead of saying fuck you and defending cricket against the clearly inferior sport of baseball like I did, you just cheered him on from the sidelines.

You're no Australian you're just a wannabe yank trying to ingratiate himself.

Pathetic.

As for cricket and rugby league ? I don't take much notice of minority sports...

..and yeah cricket is a minority sport.

Oh, you care about cricket now?

Gimme an H! Y! P! O! C! R! I! T! E!

I think you said it yourself..

[Donovan]

lol whoopsie. Hoist by his own petard.

[Cynical Ninja]

As for cricket and rugby league ? I don't take much notice of minority sports...

..and yeah cricket is a minority sport.

Oh, you care about cricket now?

Gimme an H! Y! P! O! C! R! I! T! E!

I think you said it yourself..

Cricket IS a minority sport that I personally don't have much time for but I'm not going to sit and watch a septic with a Charles the second haircut have a go at it for being unpopular and boring then claiming baseball is better.

Honestly a baseball fan calling cricket boring? Bwahahaha! There is your hypocrisy fucknut.

But you won't highlight his hypocrisy because you are a wannabe yank who consistently shoves his big aussie nose up the arse of every yank he comes across. If your nose gets any further up donovans arse you are going to tickling his tonsils with it.

[Donovan]

Who said I was a fan?

[crash]

Jeez...you sure go to a lot of effort. To defend a 'minority' sport that you have no time for, highlighting the millions of 'minority' that play it..

But then you're a pretty defensive guy. You romp around the net defending mother England from the rest of the world, yourself from even the slightest of criticism. It's born from insecurity isn't it?

School kids can be little cunts. They picked on you for being the little short ass fat kid didnt they? That's why you have a natural urge to lace every other one of your insults with fat; fat Sally, the fat kraut, fat Donovan the baseball fan, crash the fat Aussie...see a trend?

You couldn't fight worth a toss being the short fat kid and that's where you found martial arts. The fat kid was taught some skills along with the attitude it's better not to fight anyway. Great for the insecurity; I have a black belt and I'd kick your ass but my sensai says its better to turn the other cheek..

Fuck, all that unsecurity, the arguments with yourself in your head must have been turmoil. Your old grandad checking himself out must have been the final straw to crazy land huh? Is that where the med requirement started?

Anyway, you seem at least halfway back to rational now. You just need to get the 'other bit'. The bit where life is a whole lot mure fun when you appreciate. I'm no baseball fan. I'm no cricket fan. But on a sunny afternoon, I'll go drink a few beers, meet a few people, learn some things and have a fucking great time. It usually only gets fucked up when some twatt that thinks he is so much more knowledgable, so far superior to everyone else starts running his fucking mouth about how this is a girls game and the game we play is so much better blah blah...give me the fun any day.

[Cynical Ninja]

aerosol cheese product in a can: still better than English food.

Processed orange spunk in a can is not cheese.

Please feel free to enjoy many of the world renowned traditional British cheeses.

http://www.britishcheese.com/

And don't get me started on so called “american” cheese that is also processed orange spunk with little or no nutritional value like 90% of other american food.

[Cynical Ninja]

And there is almost certainly a baseball game on. Unlike cricket, people actually WANT to watch baseball.

There is a one day cricket international between England and New Zealand today and Rupert Murdoch obviously thinks people WANT to watch it because he paid for exclusive rights to show it on one of his Sky sports channels.

Now who do you think knows more about what people want to see? You or Rupert Murdoch?

[Cynical Ninja]

The English have the worst food ever

A yank insulting English food is a bit like a Nigerian calling a Kenyan a nigger.

[Duchess]

Nigger

NiggerNiggerNigger

[Duchess]

CockCockCock

[Cynical Ninja]

Jeez...you sure go to a lot of effort. To defend a 'minority' sport that you have no time for, highlighting the millions of 'minority' that play it..

But then you're a pretty defensive guy. You romp around the net defending mother England from the rest of the world, yourself from even the slightest of criticism. It's born from insecurity isn't it?

School kids can be little cunts. They picked on you for being the little short ass fat kid didnt they? That's why you have a natural urge to lace every other one of your insults with fat; fat Sally, the fat kraut, fat Donovan the baseball fan, crash the fat Aussie...see a trend?

You couldn't fight worth a toss being the short fat kid and that's where you found martial arts. The fat kid was taught some skills along with the attitude it's better not to fight anyway. Great for the insecurity; I have a black belt and I'd kick your ass but my sensai says its better to turn the other cheek..

Fuck, all that unsecurity, the arguments with yourself in your head must have been turmoil. Your old grandad checking himself out must have been the final straw to crazy land huh? Is that where the med requirement started?

Anyway, you seem at least halfway back to rational now. You just need to get the 'other bit'. The bit where life is a whole lot mure fun when you appreciate. I'm no baseball fan. I'm no cricket fan. But on a sunny afternoon, I'll go drink a few beers, meet a few people, learn some things and have a fucking great time. It usually only gets fucked up when some twatt that thinks he is so much more knowledgable, so far superior to everyone else starts running his fucking mouth about how this is a girls game and the game we play is so much better blah blah...give me the fun any day.

If people take the piss they really must be prepared and galvanise themselves to have that piss thrown back in their face from time to time instead of getting pissy about it. Some people here seem to think i have got a bloody nerve for answering them back or taking them to task when I think they are talking shit.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen or if you can't take it back then don't dish it out, simple.

No I wasn't bullied at school nor was I one of the bullies I was one of the high achievers who also excelled at sports IN SPITE of being a “short arse”.

I am not insecure I just enjoy hooking fish on forums and the thing with this place is that the fish are ALWAYS biting!

[crash]

If people take the piss they really must be prepared and galvanise themselves to have that piss thrown back in their face from time to time instead of getting pissy about it.

I am not insecure I just enjoy hooking fish on forums and the thing with this place is that the fish are ALWAYS biting!

Even you see the irony here, right?



A lot of people's reels have started to go off since you returned, funny thing is we're all throwing back the same small little purple fish that tastes like piss and vinegar.

[Duchess]

I wish I could send a posse after Dick.

[Duchess]

That friggin' name. Gawddamnit.

[Cynical Ninja]

A lot of people's reels have started to go off since you returned, funny thing is we're all throwing back the same small little purple fish that tastes like piss and vinegar.

Are you sure about that? Your nose has been rammed up donovans arse so far in the last few days I think its started to affect your sense of taste.

[crash]

Haha..yet again, no originality. It was only funny the first time, no prizes for second..

[Cynical Ninja]

Haha..yet again, no originality. It was only funny the first time, no prizes for second..

We were fucking about with each others names when quoting each other back in 2008. Your “originality” is over five years out of date which coincidentally is same period of time australia are culturally behind the rest of the world.

“I said do ya speaka my language? He just smiled and me a vegemite sandwich!”

[crash]

I know. I did it first back then, too...and like a little lap dog you copied me. Same as now. Haven't learnt much in your five years of 'being ahead'....in your own mind.

I'll give you a little tip; You'll be hard pressed to get a rise out of me by saying anything about my country. All it speaks to me is your narrow mindedness and ignorance. I love that shit. Oh, and quoting an almost 40 year old song to prove someoone is five years behind the times? I thought you were a high achiever? Just not at math, right?

[Cynical Ninja]

Just not at math, right?

Australians say “maths” not “math” they use the plural like the British.

You really are determined to transform yourself into a yank aren't you? Its somewhat tragic to watch someone obviously so ashamed of their background they are determined to be assimilated into what they perceive to be a superior culture and nationality.

My little song was just an example of how culturally retarded australia is, that song is seen as a shining example of aussie art and culture.