HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX?

[Duchess]

Well?

[Cynical Ninja]

Don't they?

Have been researching this online?

I personally would always pick a larger lady over a really skinny one.

[Duchess]

I don't know if they do or not but I just read that & it amused enough that I wanted to see what Mockers had to say. I knew that it would keep on amusing me when I read their responses. This is how I entertain myself in here. I know I'm flawed.

[Cynical Ninja]

You should ask clang and jsmom if they 69 each other.

[Duchess]

Ooooohhh man.

[sally]

This is a new one on me, I've always heard that fat girls give the best blowjobs.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

I have always heard the same thing, wouldn't really know though. Don't think I would go down on a fat chick, way to much woman down there for my taste. Always had a rule to follow, never do one I can't bench press, with 2 damaged rotator cuffs that keeps me in the safe zone

[Cynical Ninja]

I used to date a girl called Lucy she wasn't orca fat but she wouldn't say no to seconds of dessert. She had humungous melons it looked like two soccer balls were having a fight under her blouse.

Anywho when it came to going down on her I didn't find it the most appealing of prospects let's just say I kept it brief. She was an energetic girl I'm surprised I didn't incur some kind of spinal injury during our time together.

[HairOfTheDog]

This is probably a myth started by skinny people who've been rejected by people with more meat on their bones.

[ZEROSPHERES]

Always had a rule to follow, never do one I can't bench press,

Oh Come on Six. You look damn strong to me. I bet you can press your own weight. That gives you the pick of any woman in the bar...(or the circus for that matter)

[ZEROSPHERES]

You should ask clang and jsmom if they 69 each other.

Velveeta Cheese. Hold your breath Clang.

[sally]

I bet Elton john gives a mean blowjob and he's kinda fat.

[JsMom]

Well?

Someone lied to you! Fatties have the best oral sex. Well, maybe not if you're the size of Velveeta.

[HairOfTheDog]

I bet Elton john gives a mean blowjob and he's kinda fat.

Probably.

He is a rocket man; "it's gonna be a long long time"...

[ramseycat]

They don't have oral sex because they can't find their junk under all that junk. What's that old saying about throw some flour on her to find the wet spot?

[ZEROSPHERES]

They don't have oral sex because they can't find their junk under all that junk. What's that old saying about throw some flour on her to find the wet spot?

Are you talking about Elton John?


I some times wonder if he and George Michael did it. George would do anything.

[Mohammed]

Fat girls give good head because they're always hungry!

I wouldn't know really, but that's the word on the street. From my own experience I can surprisingly say that skinny women are the ones leading when it's up the butt. Yep, I don't know why, maybe they don't have any feelings around their bones, but a skinny chick can take your dick up her pooper like you'd shoot her.

Perhaps any of the girls here could explain that phenomenon.

[Duchess]

Fat girls give good head because they're always hungry!

Bwahahaha!

[ZEROSPHERES]

I can surprisingly say that skinny women are the ones leading when it's up the butt. Yep, I don't know why, maybe they don't have any feelings around their bones, but a skinny chick can take your dick up her pooper like you'd shoot her.

Perhaps any of the girls here could explain that phenomenon.

Mo, please, Do go on. Explain your experiences on the streets of Morocco and the skinny urchins telling you the difference between the 'money hole' and the 'corn hole'.

[Cynical Ninja]

Mo speaks the truth.

I've only dated a couple of thin women and they both seemed bloody obsessed with having a pork sword up their tradesmans entrance.