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(05-29-2013, 05:44 PM)sally Wrote: Occasionally I make up something absurd, like when I said I smuggled a hedgehog in from Hungary for example, but that was meant to be funny, not deceitful. I don't expect anyone to actually believe that shit.
Your absurd stories are usually obviously so by the punch line, and typically make me laugh out loud. Never considered that lying.
The Starbucks morning-after story is one that I waiver on though: absurd story or reality? I prefer to believe that one is true.
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Don't believe a word she says. She's a fat liar!!
Her tubes untied? I doubt she even has a baby; probably a cabbage patch doll.
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How about some examples of these lies you outed CN?
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(05-29-2013, 06:45 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (05-29-2013, 05:44 PM)sally Wrote: Occasionally I make up something absurd, like when I said I smuggled a hedgehog in from Hungary for example, but that was meant to be funny, not deceitful. I don't expect anyone to actually believe that shit.
Your absurd stories are usually obviously so by the punch line, and typically make me laugh out loud. Never considered that lying.
The Starbucks morning-after story is one that I waiver on though: absurd story or reality? I prefer to believe that one is true.
The Starbucks one is true  .
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(05-29-2013, 07:17 PM)ramseycat Wrote: How about some examples of these lies you outed CN?
You think CN is the liar and is lying about the lying? Huh?
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Now I'm rethinking the $2500 a night hotel in Amsterdam thing...I mean Sally used to give the impression she was so mean she rolled her own tampons..
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(05-29-2013, 06:12 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I can't access them on my BB
get used to saying that a lot.
Also, you should remember to update your resume to read "Once won a spectacular fight on the inta-net with a random housewife from America. Got post of the day for it."
It should go in your Useless Fucking Accomplishments section, if that's not already full with the rest of your life.
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(05-29-2013, 08:33 PM)Donovan Wrote: It should go in your Useless Fucking Accomplishments section, if that's not already full with the rest of your life.
Tick!
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If I were Sally, I would take exception to the "random housewife" comment. WTF? Dono as Ward Cleaver.
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I'm a middle aged housewife with a fat husband that likes bowling and I can afford a $2500 hotel room once in a blue moon. Why would anyone lie about that humdrum shit? My life actually makes Clang's look exciting.
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Actually I'm not just a housewife, I do all of our book keeping and secretarial work from home, which makes my life all that much fucking worse. At least User doesn't have to do shit.
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(05-29-2013, 09:30 PM)sally Wrote: At least User doesn't have to do shit.
My New Year's resolution is going to be "try to feel bad about that".
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(05-29-2013, 09:59 PM)username Wrote: (05-29-2013, 09:30 PM)sally Wrote: At least User doesn't have to do shit.
My New Year's resolution is going to be "try to feel bad about that".
Good, maybe you'll be inspired to clean the cabinet under your kitchen sink. There is probably a family of rats living in there.
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(05-29-2013, 10:30 PM)sally Wrote: (05-29-2013, 09:59 PM)username Wrote: (05-29-2013, 09:30 PM)sally Wrote: At least User doesn't have to do shit.
My New Year's resolution is going to be "try to feel bad about that".
Good, maybe you'll be inspired to clean the cabinet under your kitchen sink. There is probably a family of rats living in there.
Nah. My cleaning lady would have told me if there were.
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(05-29-2013, 09:26 PM)sally Wrote: I'm a middle aged housewife with a fat husband that likes bowling and I can afford a $2500 hotel room once in a blue moon. Why would anyone lie about that humdrum shit? My life actually makes Clang's look exciting.
I am
I feel like such an  now for being so smug and nonchalant about being unemployed and on welfare.
FYI, my life has its unexciting moments too. I mowed the lawn today for the first time in years(usually mom paid a handyman to do it)...wheee!
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(05-30-2013, 12:16 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I mowed the lawn today for the first time in years
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(05-29-2013, 08:33 PM)Donovan Wrote: (05-29-2013, 06:12 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I can't access them on my BB
get used to saying that a lot.
Also, you should remember to update your resume to read "Once won a spectacular fight on the inta-net with a random housewife from America. Got post of the day for it."
It should go in your Useless Fucking Accomplishments section, if that's not already full with the rest of your life.
As opposed to still banging on and on and on about someones choice of cellphone as if anybody really gives a flying fuck.
Be thankful I've got my blackberry otherwise we wouldn't be able to have these fascinating exchange of views and opinions.
POTD was an interesting and popular feature here as Duchess said I think you are dismissive of it because you know you are incapable of posting anything here that any member would consider voting for. I however amused members here on an almost daily basis with my wit and sarcasm including and I quote making a post that another member said was “the best post in the history of Mock”.
POTD would just highlight what a terminal bore you are.
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So CN? Where are these examples of Sally's lies you outed her on?
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