MY BABY'S BIRTHDAY

[Duchess]

Hmm...I thought Mock was born in early June.

I'm going by the day of MF's very first post.

[crash]

That was me. Good idea, but it didn't catch on at the time.

Well you were a bit of a stupid bitch back then. I think you've matured.

[F.U.]

It is kinda strange though, to see people that once bashed each other every second of the day now talk about everyday happenings. I remember when there was the first talk about a food/recipe area. I cant remember who brought it up, but I do remember that they caught shit for just bringing it up.

That was me. Good idea, but it didn't catch on at the time.

We were to busy insulting each other at the time. Recipes would have only given each other ammo. I do know that as of late I have posted many things that I would have never posted at that time and truthfully I dont know if I could ever go back to those ways. I look at the members through a different set of glasses now-a-days.

[username]

That bitch Sinister rejected me the first time I registered. I went through newbie initiation twice.

[Maggot]

If any of you fuckers were hitchhiking I would maybe see how fast I could go past taking a thumb as I go by, so step back next time your sticking your thumb out cuz speedwrench fuckface Maggot might be behind the wheel.

[username]

If any of you fuckers were hitchhiking I would maybe see how fast I could go past taking a thumb as I go by, so step back next time your sticking your thumb out cuz speedwrench fuckface Maggot might be behind the wheel.

Yeah, well, the one and only time I hitchhiked by myself, I jumped in the car and the driver was naked. No worries that you'll see me out on the highway any time soon.

[aussiefriend]

That bitch Sinister rejected me the first time I registered. I went through newbie initiation twice.

That's good. You deserve it. Tell someone who cares.

[sally]

That was me. Good idea, but it didn't catch on at the time.

Well you were a bit of a stupid bitch back then. I think you've matured.

Nah, I'm the same stupid bitch I always was, I was just new so everyone's opinion of me was skewed. To put it in perspective, that was a time that people here actually liked Ramsey. She became great friends with Sinister and Moose, Remember?

[crash]

She did indeed, but I don't remember anyone liking her. I remember Duchess telling her to shut the fuck up about every day. I guess you got to give it to her for hanging in there..

Stupid is as stupid does, I guess.

[Maggot]

That bitch Sinister rejected me the first time I registered. I went through newbie initiation twice.

That's good. You deserve it. Tell someone who cares.

I must say that you have brought back a memory there 7/11. With the bats flying around my house and all I remember being down by the river with my pal Randy when I was a kid, we were tripping on acid and a bunch of bats were swooping at us so we tried to shoot them with some bird shot.
We never hit a single bat........they danced around that stuff like it was nothing. We must have fired 30-40 shots in the air. Never killed a single bat.

[Maggot]

It would probably a good time to say that I lived in a different time and pizza delivery was never an option where I lived.

[sally]

She did indeed, but I don't remember anyone liking her. I remember Duchess telling her to shut the fuck up about every day. I guess you got to give it to her for hanging in there..

Stupid is as stupid does, I guess.

Well like may have been a strong word, but we joined around the same time and I remember her taking a lot less shit than me. For the first few weeks anyway and then something happened...

[aussiefriend]

I must say that you have brought back a memory there 7/11.

That's fine just as long as you don't spoil my attempted trolling of User. I see your point but I feel it would be too unkind to equate User to a bat.

[F.U.]

She did indeed, but I don't remember anyone liking her. I remember Duchess telling her to shut the fuck up about every day. I guess you got to give it to her for hanging in there..

Stupid is as stupid does, I guess.

Well like may have been a strong word, but we joined around the same time and I remember her taking a lot less shit than me. For the first few weeks anyway and then something happened...

Sally, when you showed up didn't you say you were a dentist for the first few weeks? Maybe that is why you caught so much shit, I mean no one likes a dentist.

[sally]

User has blonde hair and carries herpes, not rabies. Comparing her to a bat is stupid.

[sally]

She did indeed, but I don't remember anyone liking her. I remember Duchess telling her to shut the fuck up about every day. I guess you got to give it to her for hanging in there..

Stupid is as stupid does, I guess.

Well like may have been a strong word, but we joined around the same time and I remember her taking a lot less shit than me. For the first few weeks anyway and then something happened...

Sally, when you showed up didn't you say you were a dentist for the first few weeks? Maybe that is why you caught so much shit, I mean no one likes a dentist.

I didn't claim I was a dentist, I just put it under my avatar because MF had it fixed so you couldn't register without adding an occupation title. Some people put lame ass shit like "vampire slayer" and "lesbian lord", I put "dentist", big whoop. Then logically I was the liar because I picked something that could actually be a real job.

[HairOfTheDog]

That bitch Sinister rejected me the first time I registered. I went through newbie initiation twice.

Heard whispers that in recognition of Mock's 5 year anniversary, Duchess and Maggot are considering re-initiation requirements for long time members.

First up:
members who joined on the eve of a holiday, have 10k posts or more, and whose usernames start with a "u". Third time should be a breeze!


Happy Birthday Mock.

[F.U.]

She did indeed, but I don't remember anyone liking her. I remember Duchess telling her to shut the fuck up about every day. I guess you got to give it to her for hanging in there..

Stupid is as stupid does, I guess.

Well like may have been a strong word, but we joined around the same time and I remember her taking a lot less shit than me. For the first few weeks anyway and then something happened...

Sally, when you showed up didn't you say you were a dentist for the first few weeks? Maybe that is why you caught so much shit, I mean no one likes a dentist.

I didn't claim I was a dentist, I just put it under my avatar because MF had it fixed so you couldn't register without adding an occupation title. Some people put lame ass shit like "vampire slayer" and "lesbian lord", I put "dentist", big whoop. Then logically I was the liar because I picked something that could actually be a real job.

OK, its ben a long time but I thought I remembered dentist being thrown in there somewhere.

[username]

User has blonde hair and carries herpes, not rabies.

I'm break out free right now though.

[crash]

Site mod gets put through newbie initiation for third time. That could actually be an internets first..