MY BABY'S BIRTHDAY

[Duchess]

I recall her saying her ass was so big it had its own zip code. LIE!

[Cynical Ninja]

So CN? Where are these examples of Sally's lies you outed her on?

She used to tell so many pointless and contradictory lies on a daily basis its hard to pinpoint individual cases.

It got to the point that other members really didn't have a clue when she was lying and when she was telling the truth.

[ramseycat]

Sorry CN. Without examples, it didn't happen.

[Cynical Ninja]

Sorry CN. Without examples, it didn't happen.

Sorry it DID happen on a daily sometimes hourly basis.

These are the facts regardless of your worthless opinion.

[ramseycat]

Fine be one example besides the dentist.

[Donovan]

Actually I'm not just a housewife, I do all of our book keeping and secretarial work from home, which makes my life all that much fucking worse. At least User doesn't have to do shit.

I got a thing for middle-aged housewives anyway. If I wasn't a dead serious monogamist I'd backdoor the shit outta alla you broads. But my girlfriend will cut a bitch.

[Donovan]

I however amused members here on an almost daily basis with my wit and sarcasm including and I quote making a post that another member said was “the best post in the history of Mock."

When you look back on these glory days and the accolades you received, does it still give you a stiffy? Is that why you want it reinstated? If you want to use the internet to make your dick hard, look at porno like everyone else. Holy Christ, the day I have to hang my personality on some halfass jokes I told years ago to my Facebook friends, I'll quit the internet.

[crash]

Haha...'another member'? Someone says in an offbeat comment that you made one good post and you've given yourself the Miles Franklin award of Mock?

Bahahaha!

Even Ramsey could work out how incredibly shallow and pathetic that makes you look. I almost feel sorry for you that you feel the need to inflate yourself so much..

Thanks for the first morning laugh!

[Cynical Ninja]

I would like to see POTD brought back because it was a bit of fun. Are you familiar with the concept of fun you turgid curmudgeonly repetitive old windbag?

[Donovan]

Hey remember that time you called another member a repetitive curmudgeonly old windbag? That was the best post in the history of Mock, hand to heart. I swear it almost broke the internet in half, it was so goddamn funny. You should get a trophy, a cash award and a coupon for a free happy ending massage at Madam Ruby Palm's rub-and-tug.

[ramseycat]

Fine be one example besides the dentist.

Waiting.....

Give me one example of a lie Sally told and where the other members raked her for it.

[Donovan]

There was the time Sally was all like "I totally did this awesome thing," and CN was all "Nuh-UH no you didn't" and then somebody said "Lol" and CN had a orgasm and had to change his underoos. Remember?

[Cynical Ninja]

Hey remember that time you called another member a repetitive curmudgeonly old windbag? That was the best post in the history of Mock, hand to heart. I swear it almost broke the internet in half, it was so goddamn funny. You should get a trophy, a cash award and a coupon for a free happy ending massage at Madam Ruby Palm's rub-and-tug.

Many thanks.

I'm always happy to receive positive feedback from a fan.

Every POTD I got was like an oscar, emmy, bafta and palme d`or combined. There is nothing like online validation from your peers it really did bring a tear to my japs eye!

[ramseycat]

There was the time Sally was all like "I totally did this awesome thing," and CN was all "Nuh-UH no you didn't" and then somebody said "Lol" and CN had a orgasm and had to change his underoos. Remember?

Oh yeeeeaaaa. Now I remember

Actually CN had proven he is the liar. He can't provide one example of his story that Sally told all these lies and the forum called her out on them.

[Cynical Ninja]

I'm not going to trawl through over 7000 posts of another member to prove a point to a soup chicken.

Fat Sal was well known for being a serial offender in the porkies department take my word for it I don't make up shit about people.

I work with the material I'm provided with and Sal provided me with plenty of material.

[ramseycat]

Uh huh. Yea. You can't remember even one example.

CN credibility=0

[Cynical Ninja]

Uh huh. Yea. You can't remember even one example.

CN credibility=0

Duchess gave you an example about 25 posts ago that you completely ignored you mongoloid halfwit.

Sal would constantly go on about her arse and how massive and huge and fat it was then when she posted a photo of herself it became clear that just wasn't true.

[ramseycat]

Oh please CN. That is not a lie. That's like Duchess saying she is a wildebeest. The way you go on, it's like Sally told all these outrageous lies of substance and was then outed. And I asked YOU to give me an example, not Duchess.

[Duchess]

That's like Duchess saying she is a wildebeest.

I like saying that, it makes me snicker as I'm typing it. I say I only have one toof in my head & my ass is the size of Texas too. Woof.

[Donovan]

That's not really a lie, that's female neurosis. I never met a single woman who didn't think her ass was HUGE, even if she looked like a twelve year old boy. There's a reason they don't call it Manorexia, women invented that shit. No guy ever thinks he's more than ten situps away from being back in fighting shape.

I DO recall someone arguing her under the table about her alleged sexual and drinking exploits given that she married right outta high school...oh wait that was me, not you. She even gave me an honorary spot on her avatar for something like a year which is essentially Mock/Troll Nobel prize.

But since I had some free time between baseball innings I went and looked up some examples of Cynical Ninja's handiwork: