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SMARTPHONE OVER SEX
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05-28-2013, 07:45 AM


The majority of American women would rather give up sex than be without their mobile device for a week.

Fifty-seven percent of U.S. women, if given the choice, would rather have access to their smartphone than have sex, according to a survey by AVG Technologies, an Internet security and optimization company.

No one asked me.
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05-28-2013, 07:52 AM
Maybe they have sex on their smartphone?

Smiley_emoticons_wink
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05-28-2013, 07:54 AM
Obviously someone ain't doing it right
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05-28-2013, 07:56 AM
69% of women record sex on their smartphone.
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05-28-2013, 11:54 AM
(05-28-2013, 07:45 AM)Duchess Wrote:
No one asked me.

You were probably having sex when the text survey was sent out. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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05-28-2013, 12:27 PM


I probably was. I fuck like a bunny.
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05-28-2013, 12:27 PM


hah Kiddin', just kiddin'.
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05-28-2013, 12:34 PM
(05-28-2013, 12:27 PM)Duchess Wrote:

hah Kiddin', just kiddin'.

Too late!

I already have a mental image of you rutting like a rabbit.
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05-28-2013, 12:38 PM
It keeps the horses happy.
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05-28-2013, 12:40 PM


If OP farts he's going to blow you right the hell out of the room.
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05-28-2013, 01:34 PM
I'll be careful.
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05-28-2013, 01:34 PM


Hahaha!
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05-28-2013, 06:45 PM
(05-28-2013, 07:52 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Maybe they have sex on their smartphone?

Smiley_emoticons_wink

(05-28-2013, 07:54 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Obviously someone ain't doing it right

(05-28-2013, 07:56 AM)Maggot Wrote: 69% of women record sex on their smartphone.

Probably have to at least set them to "vibrate".
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