SEX & CANCER
#41
Yeah they're calling it an allergic reaction now. Apparently he ate some bad red snapper...
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#42
What??? He's backpedaling???
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#43


Yup.
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#44
(06-04-2013, 10:17 AM)username Wrote: What??? He's backpedaling???

Catherine probably thought all the pub on this subject might be somewhat embarrassing, I'm guessing.
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#45


He's been around long enough to know exactly what he was doing.
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#46
Unfortunately for Ms. Zeta-Jones-Douglas, she'll forever more have people pointing and saying, 'there goes the lady with the bad red snapper.'
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#47
Or........He certainly didn't get it from me!!!!! That louse!
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#48


I think there is a divorce in their future.

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#49
He sure changed his tune lickety-split.
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#50
It was probably just a slip of the tongue.
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#51


*snicker*
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#52
(06-04-2013, 12:33 PM)Duchess Wrote: [size=medium][i]

I think there is a divorce in their future.

When they got married, I remember reading that she had included a "cheating clause" in their pre-nup, which was rumored to be $40 million. She has confirmed the clause, but not the amount (to the best of my knowledge).

She gets a couple of million for every year they're married as well.

I don't know if that clause has anything to do with his backtrack, but if your divorce prediction pans out, she'll likely have a lot more money to spend getting over the heartbreak if he was indeed cheating.

Ah, love, Hollywood style.

For a quick head-shaking read, here are 10 mega-costly divorce settlements of the stars and athletes. Serious bucks.

http://www.weinbergerlawgroup.com/blog/n...n-history/
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#53
That's what you get spending too much time downtown. Lots of slimy characters in and out of that neighborhood.
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#54
She might be pissed.......oh wait no she's not. Wait yes that fucker!! Wait! No he is great, that turdface shit , oh crap the enotions are killing her, wait take a pill.......water! dammit........water!!! OK she's better now. Shit these shoes don't fit........Where the hell are my good shoes!!! OK get in the car...........NOW DAMMIT!! , Oh I'm so sorry Mike get over here! .....Dammit Mike where the hell are you! .........These damn shoes!!! FUCKIT! everyone get the hell out of the car!!! .....Furious
I'm so sorry .......everyone get in.........MIKE!
MIKE!!!!
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#55
I think if you look up "fruitcake" a synonym is bi-polar. A new word the PC crowd has come up with to define a nutcase.
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#56
Mike Douglas the vagina whisperer.
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#57
(06-07-2013, 11:58 AM)Maggot Wrote: Mike Douglas the vagina whisperer.

hah

The cat certainly doesn't have your tongue, Maggot.
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